Saturday, February 9, 2008

As snappy as they come

I was clearing my emails and I found one on my fave snappies:)

Vintage Stuff


I've only 1 nerve left and you are getting on it

A half wit gave you a piece of his mind and you held on to it

Keep talking someday you will say something intelligent

Anyone who told you to be yourself could not have given you worst advice


Are you always this stupid or is today a special occassion

Make somebody happy.Mind your own business

Dont think. It might sprain your brain.

She has a body that wont quit. And a brain that wont start.

He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up in the morning.

They say opposites attaract. I hope you meet someone who is goodlooking,intelligent and cultured.

They say space is a dangerous place.... especially if its between your ears !

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