1.Back home, I've got my own lie detector. I call her 'Mommy'..
The upgraded version will be named 'Honey'.
2.Physically tired - you will sleep. Emotionally tired - u can't sleep.
3.Motivation can take the form of a goal or girl, dream or team, destiny or history, but in most cases, for most men and women it takes the form of a simple 11th hour crisis.
4.Practice makes a man perfect. Either women are born perfect or nothing can ever make them perfect.
5.Saturday, Sunday and Someday - I need one more weekend to do what I want to do.
6.Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
7.There are people who put their dreams in a little box and say, "Yes, I've got dreams, of course I've got dreams." Then they put the box away and bring it out once in awhile to look in it, and yep, they're still there."
8.When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway."
9.Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?"
10.Seize the moment. Think of all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.
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